SIX PAIRINGS I CURRENTLY LOVE: (don't judge me)
1) Luke and Noah (ATWT)
2) Dick Winters/Lewis Nixon (Band of Brothers)
3) Dick Winters/Lewis Nixon/Nick Jonas (easy_academy B.o.B/Disney crossover AU)
4) Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden (sodamnskippy Bandom: Jonas Brothers/The Academy Is...)
5) Arthur/Eames (Inception)
6) Ron Livingston/Damian Lewis (Band of Brothers RPS)
THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
1) Christian/Syed (Eastenders)
2) Craig and John-Paul (Hollyoaks)
3) John-Paul and Keiron (Hollyoaks)
THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
1) Luke/Reid (ATWT)
2) Craig/Sarah (Hollyoaks)
3) Sami/Anyone (Days)
TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
1) Deniz/Roman (AWZ)
2) Brenda/Jason (GH)
1. Why do you dislike #11 (Craig/Sarah) so much?
Because Sarah was whiny and annoying and because Craig was gay and fucking his best friend (John-Paul). He was stringing her along like an asshole and she was oblivious to everything. And even when she *SPOILER ALERT* found Craig and JP in bed at her and Craig's engagement party was still willing to take him back.
sidenote: She eventually came out as a lesbian and died in a tragic skydiving accident. Oh soaps!
2. Who do you know that ships #13 (Deniz/Roman)?
Pretty much everyone on my goddamn f-list. Off the top of my head tirpse, frances_veritas, indigo_5, evl_bbw88, dazzling_icer and many more of my lovely crazy friends.
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (Dick Winters/Lewis Nixon/Nick Jonas)?
First and foremost this is obviously a ridiculously cracky pairing (threesome), since Nick Jonas is real and Winters and Nixon are fictional. But my ideal scenario is Dick/Nix/Nick living in a happy sweaty man clump, or at least doing it like rabbits, which I'm assuming is only a matter of time when it comes to easy_academy. (God I need an update like yesterday)
4. What is your favorite moment for #1 (Luke/Noah)?
I'm not picking one. Not gonna do it. Can't fucking do it. But I am partial to the hugs, the kisses, the eye fucking, the playfulness, the little touches and the I love yous. So pretty much everything before November 2009. Hell, I even loved the mushroom hunting and bad, bad dancing.
5. How long have you been following couple #5 (Arthur/Eames)?
Since the minute I saw Tom Hardy and JGL on screen together. I honestly said (to myself) "Damn, those two boys need to be making out a.s.a.p). And obviously I wasn't the only one to agree.
6. What's the story with #8 (Craig/John-Paul)? What made you stop caring?
Well if you must know. Craig could never be full out and open about his relationship with J.P. so it went down the shitter. The J.P. moved on with a lovely young priest (yes I said priest) named Keiron. Keiron gave up EVERYTHING to be with J.P. Then Craig came back, J.P. slept with him and my wonderfully adorable Keiron was then killed by J.P's crazy ass half-brother Nial. And not long after putting his lover's body in the ground did J.P go back to Craig and they moved to Dublin together. It was a shitty ending for Keiron fans and made J.P. look kinda wishy washy and lame. (No, the few similarities to the Nuke/Lure ending are not lost on me, but Craig was no Noah and Reid was no Keiron...but I digress)
7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 (Dick Winters/Lewis Nixon) or #4 (Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden)?
That's a toughie cause neither ship are real. But at least Winters/Nixon are actually from the same show. As far as I know Kevin/Mike only live in the imaginations of us crazy kids over at sodamnskippy (I don't think they've even met before).
But if forced to choose I think I have to go with Kevin/Mike since the characterization created for them is so fun and there are some great writers in that fandom. Reading Kevin/Mike fic (even the bad stuff) always makes me smile like a loon.
Fun fact: Google Carden's name and in the drop down menu Kevin Jonas comes in 5th. That's because of us. Oh and we even have an Urban Dictionay entry http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skippy. All for a fake fandom. Ha!
8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 (Luke/Reid) or #12 (Sami/Anyone).
Well LuRe now only exists if Luke has a ooija board (maybe Zoe can lend it to him...too soon? Nah). So I guess Sami/Anyone. I don't even hate Sami, I am just sick of guys like Lucas and EJ and Rafe fighting for her like she's the Hope Diamond. The bitch is pretty basic if you ask me.
9. What interests you about #14 (Brenda/Jason)?
If it wasn't for his interaction with Vanessa Marcil I would be convinced that Steve Burton was a large piece of wood with a crew cut and tight t-shirt. But some how they work. They have amazing antagonistic chemistry, are funny as hell together and aren't hampered by ridiculously tortured pasts together.
10. When did you stop liking #7 (Christan/Syed)?
About a year ago. They were just moving so goddamn slowly and the show really wasn't big on SHOWING anything. So when I loved home from England I kind of just forgot to keep up. I may go back and take a look though.
11. Did your waning interest in #9 (John-Paul/Keiron) kill your interest in the series?
Kind of. Let me be clear, I didn't lose interest them, the show KILLED HIM. And the rushed to put together a half assed sunset ending with Craig. And THAT killed my interest for quite a while.
12. What's a song that reminds you of #1 (Luke/Noah)?
Fuck, what song doesn't? But since I have the Glee version of Paramore's "The Only Exception" stuck in my head we'll go with that one.
13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
I love Nuke to a stupid degree. Like almost unhealthy. Followed closely by my Dick/Nix/Nick love clump and Kevin/Mike
14. Which do you dislike the most?
I'd proably have to say LuRe. To be honest I didn't even watch too much of them after a while cause the wank and bullshit it cause just made me sick. I know that's more of a reflection on the fandom then on the pairing, but here we are...
15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
I find the idea of Brenda/Jason and Luke/Noah on a double date positively adorable. She and Luke would talk about hair products and saving kids while Jason and Noah talked about the eaiest way to choke a man to death and coping with a massive physical trauma (fyi, she's a model/humanitarian and he's a hitman who's pretty much had amnesia since the late 90's)
16. Have #2 (Dick Winters/Lewis Nixon) kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
That and soooo much more. Their first kiss according to (annakovsky ):
Nix smiles at him with one side of his mouth, rueful, affectionate, and then shifts, turning toward Dick until the angle's too awkward to keep massaging him. Dick's hand goes still so in the end it's just cupping Nix's neck, resting hot on the curve where his throat turns into his shoulder. Nix looks at him seriously for a long moment, searching his face until Dick gets self-conscious, until it's taking all his energy not to look away. Then Nix finally grins his rakish dangerous grin, the one that makes him so himself. "All right, enough already," he says, sort of low and growly, so Dick's stomach turns over. And he's leaning in, his hand splaying across Dick's cheek to hold him in place as Nix's mouth comes down on top of his. It should feel really foreign, Nix's stubble scraping him, how much more forceful, masculine he is than anyone else Dick's ever kissed. But it just feels familiar -- he tastes the way Dick thought he would, the same way he smells, and it's just -- he's kissing Nix, who he practically knows better than he knows himself. No wonder it feels familiar.
17. Did #4 (Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden) have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
In every story I've ever read they have. It's a crack pairing, there should only be happy endings. Torture 'em all you want, but always fix that shit in the end. The best example of that philosophy would be "In the Lost and Found" starflowers community.livejournal.com/sodamnskippy/2
18. What would make you start shipping #14 (Brenda/Jason)?
If the show would actual hook them up I would be so there. But I don't see that happening anytime soon. So they are more of a fantasy ship.
19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 (Dick Winters/Lewis Nixon) or #6 (Ron Livingston/Damian Lewis)?
Funny enough Dick and Nixon are actually played by Damian and Ron. Which makes this question even weirder. I would have to say Dick/Nix though, cause I don't think Damian and Ron's wives would appreciate their husbands doing it. (Or would they....?)
20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10 (Luke/Reid). What happens to them?
TPTB did so much more than I ever could. (Thanks guys!). But seriously, I would have had Reid live, Luke realize they weren't right for each other and Luke and Noah find their way back to one another. But dead works too.
Damn that was long. I can't believe I laid all my crazy fandom love out like that. *waits to see who defriends her*